I think that the restaurant at which my coworkers and I eat our traditional weekly Chinese Tuesday recently changed fortune cookie suppliers, as their “fortunes” are now no longer anything of the kind. Instead of predictive fortunes, we routinely find…
I check my Akismet queue each morning and note, usually with some amusement, the lengths to which spammers seem to be going in order to try to hawk their pornography, stock “tips” and manhood-enhancing wares on my site. Some opt…
It most likely starts with “Eego wa” and ends in, well, this: See, the team behind the Firefox browser is trying to boost Japanese usage of the browser, so they held a little competition to make the mascot a bit…
The “White n’ Nerdy” video has debuted: *chuckle* A week and a day, baby. UPDATE: YouTube link’s been RIAA’d. Hit the Google Video copy instead. UPDATE 2: The video is back and Al-sanctioned at YouTube, so the player above should…
The Eagles’ humiliating chokefest would have been far more entertaining to Yours Truly were it not for two incovenient facts: I have Donovan McNabb as my starting fantasy quarterback – I needed more points out of Ol’ Foot Tosser I…
That’s right, baby: new Weird Al album on the way. Hit his MySpace page for the first single off the disc, “Don’t Download This Song” or simply click below: [audio:Dont_Download_This_Song.mp3] While you’re at his page, make sure to give a…
Those crafty Hollywood producers…! This is unprecedented: they’ve left themselves room for a sequel to be in theaters simultaneously with the original! Heh. Taken with my very own RAZR crapcam, of course. UPDATE: I completely didn’t mean to do it,…
While I definitely rejoiced in the “untimely” death of Smooth Jazz WJJZ, my joy was definitely short-lived, as the corporate monsterswonderful, caring people in charge of such things replaced The Hideousness That Was with The Hideousness That Is – the…
I’d wager that most 3rd grade American students have about a 75% chance of identifying the following historical personage within the first few seconds of seeing his visage: Still not getting it? How about now: If you said “Benjamin Franklin,”…
McDonalds’ has bowed to pressure from a lot of Sonic/Spiny Norman boosters and agreed to change their McFlurry packaging in the UK in order to stop killing the little insectivores. Who knew that McDonalds’ food could be deadly to hedgehogs…
