I’m Not Dead Yet

I know it — I’m due for an update here. Maybe tomorrow.

All’s well, but busy.

Smells Like Tee… I… I Can’t Do it.

The coworker that forwarded me this is a dirty, treacherous, mouth-breathing slug of a man and Paul Anka is a war criminal who eats babies, at least if this is any evidence.

And yes, today is a Video Posting Day, if you couldn’t tell.

ULTRA!!!! (Ultra… Ultra… Ultra…)

This one’s for Brad.

Highly Illogical

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If you haven’t had your fill of Internet Weirdness today, Leonard Nimoy’s “The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins” is sure to top you off, yessirree:

Rocket Man

The only thing better than one William Shatner? Four William Shatners, one of whom is a giant head, singingperforming Elton John’s “Rocket Man”.

Groovy.

(See also Spoken Word Slim Shady, a Futurama classic.)

Patriotism, Muppet Style

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