I Possess Rare Talent
How else to explain the fact that I managed to injure my thumb yesterday when trying to open a pistachio, so much so that it pains me even to type these very words? I don’t care who you are, a…
Category Humor
Best Line I’ve Read In Ages
From Powerline’s rough transcript of today’s Alito confirmation hearings comes the following gem of an exchange: […][SPECTER:] Do you agree that Casey is a super-precedent or a super stare decisis, as Judge Luttig said? ALITO: Well, I personally would not…
And The Award For “Most Disturbing Fark Photoshop Entry In Months” Goes To…
…DarkJohnson for his recent entry in the Biblical characters thread combining Solomonic wisdom with that freaky BK King: …While this Worth1000 PS “gender-bending” thread has to be one of the most twisted and disturbing collections of ‘Shop work I’ve seen…
An Open Letter To Proctor & Gamble
XXX XXXXXX Road XXXXX XXXX, Pennsylvania 06 January 2006 Customer Suggestions Department Proctor & Gamble Company 2 P&G Plaza Cincinnati, OH 45202 U.S.A. Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to you with a question combined with a suggestion. As…
An Open Letter To Proctor & Gamble
XXX XXXXXX Road XXXXX XXXX, Pennsylvania 06 January 2006 Customer Suggestions Department Proctor & Gamble Company 2 P&G Plaza Cincinnati, OH 45202 U.S.A. Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to you with a question combined with a suggestion. As…
I’m Ghost Like Swayze
I know I’m pretty late to this game, being the old fogey that I am, but you simply have to check out Saturday Night Live’s recent paen to Nerdcore rap, Lazy Sunday, or, as it’s come to be known, “The…
Bill Gates: Apple’s Best Pitchman
Heh. Looks like Microsoft’s continuing troubles with security patches may be bearing fruit for Apple and Linux distributors (in the satire market, at least). Scrappleface: Microsoft Extends Apple Sales Promotion to Jan. 10. (2006-01-05) — Microsoft Corp. today announced that…
OfficeGuns: Point Away From Face.
OfficeGuns – for those of you without an office anti-violence policy. Who knew those little black spring clips were so, well, MacGyver? (Did I just coin the use of “MacGyver” as an adjective?)
A Crime Of Unspeakable Horror
As I wended my way in to work today, I noted with a glum eye that the Northeast Philly Krispy Kreme has closed its doors, with very little warning. How ever will I get my disgustingly-fat-laden-melt-in-your-mouth-good donut fix now? A…
The Only 2006 Predictions Thread Worth Reading
RedState has compiled a fairly extensive list of predictions for the year 2006 as profferred by various bloggers of right/libertarian leanings. Funny, insightful stuff. Give it a look.
