Jeepers
For those who may have noticed long load times for the front page: Sorry about that. I activated Owen’s old Adhesive plugin and it caused the front page to load every post I’ve ever authored, thus the huge front page.…
I Think Scott Adams Works At MY Company…
How else can you account for him recounting our idiotic oh-so-fair performance review process?
Public Service Announcement
When preparing lunches for the day, it is inadvisable to attempt to catch any items that one happens to drop (perhaps a large bag of carrots, for instance) using only one hand and the remainder of one’s body to trap…
New Rule
I’m not normally the cussing type, but today just about pushed my limits in terms of rational, reasoned responses using polite and gentrified language. Therefore, I would like to set forth a New Rule: Computer Operations Service Request Rule #4,862:…
Al Franken Is A Big, Fat Liar Who Steals From Poor Kids And Old People
…Or, at the very least, his network does. The Left’s “answer” to Limbaugh, Hannity, et al. gets sketchier (and, in a twisted sense, more hilarious) on a nigh-daily basis.
If Someone Can Mistake Your “Art” For An Ordinary Object, It’s Not “ART”
Whoever drank Wayne Hill’s £42,500 bottle of water deserves the Homer Simpson Award for Pointing Out the Idiocy of Modern “Art”. “Dirtly-ness of the dirt and bagly-ness of the bag” and all that rubbish…
Congratulations WordPress!
Congratulations are in order for the WordPress team, as WP has been named as one of Forbes’ Best of the Web. Kudos.
Gastronomic Dementia Avoidance Techniques
A word of advice, if I may: One should avoid eating Trader Joe’s Shredded Beef and Bean Burritos within a few hours of going to bed unless one really enjoys dreaming about being fired for bringing a female visitor in…
Oooooh, Pretty.
mobiBlu DAH-1500: 1GB MP3 player with an FM tuner packed into 24x24x24mm (basically, 1 cubic inch) for $130. Boy, howdy, I’d love one of those…
Homeowners: Trust Neither The Federal Gov’t Nor Fox Broadcasting
Today’s lesson, kiddies: never sign anything involving your house without reading first and then insisting upon having a lawyer take a look at the language of whatever you’re signing, especially if you’re dealing with Fox reality show producers. I feel…
