Looks like Milkman Dan has made the jump from liquified dairy-based product distribution to frozen goods and beating foul-mouthed fat kids within an inch of their lives. “Good Humor” man, eh? Sounds like a classic misnomer to me.
“I hit him so hard he fell off the Internet.” Heh. (Warning: Naughty “S-word” contained in linked comic.)
Let’s say you’re an established company with an established reputation and a distinctive logo. Would you really want to throw away a quarter century’s worth of branding by switching to a new logo that looks like it might have been…
From an email sent to a colleague: Hello [edited], [Edited] invites you to see Star Wars 3, “Revenge of the Sithâ€. Seating is limited and going fast, so please register for the event at the following link ASAP… [Link snipped]…
The Huffington Post has been active all of two days and already people of all stripes are tearing it a new one. (Internal spats are also turning up in spades) Jeff Harrell is the most recent to join the crowd,…
Lileks is on a roll today. First, on the subject of obnoxious bumper stickers: I have no bumperstickers, for the same reason I do not paste editorials with which I agree on the seat of my pants. I’m always fascinated…
My great grandmother died this morning at 4am. While this is a sad day, it is by no means a mournful one for me. She lived to the ripe old age of 101 and a half years and lived to…
Nickelodeon, purveyor of Sponge Bob, Jimmy Neutron, Dora the Explorer and historically-inaccurate anti-Southern bigotry. Yay, Nick!
While there are many valid uses for lightsabers, I would be extremely wary of and advise against using them to fend off muggers, slice bagels, trim hedges or light cigarettes.
First, I find out that your wedding is scheduled for the weekend that U2 is in town, then I find out that I’m going to have to miss Wendy’s free Frosty weekend! Hey, maybe that’s what we can do on…
