What Is WRONG With Some People?
Presented with only the slightly-editorializing headline, seen above: StuffOnMyCat.com. Truly, the Internet is able to bring together people from all over the world in order to show them stupid stuff.
Category Observations
Dear West Windsor-Plainsboro High Class Of 1996
How are you all? I’m assuming you know that there’s now another high school in the Dubbya Dubbya Pee, “North”. My, how things have changed, eh? So, like, is there a 10 year reunion or something this year? ‘Cause I’ve…
Whither “Fourth Wave” Ska?
Something has been bothering me lately, and I think it’s high time to get it off my chest: I miss ska. Perhaps I’ve been asleep at the metaphorical wheel and haven’t noticed a slew of new releases from a host…
Musical Homicide
My wife and I generally enjoy WHYY’s “Showcase” on Sunday nights (as previously noted here) and were looking forward to this week’s edition, as the Delaware Symphony’s season finale was supposed to be broadcast, featuring Schubert’s “Unfinished Symphony” and Beethoven’s…
Network Gremlins
I don’t know if it’s a universal I.T. thing or not, but at my place of employment we sysadmins have taken to blaming any freak accident/unexplainable computer phenomenon/Series of Unfortunate Events on “gremlins”. A person couldn’t log on five minutes…
Apparently The Pickle Business Is Booming
In the interests of pursuing a healthier lifestyle and scintillating conversation, several of my coworkers and I take a walk during our lunch break on a nigh-daily basis. Our usual route leads us through the Vlasic parking lot which generally…
My Breath Tastes Like Armpit
My wife and I are out of town this weekend for my brother’s wedding and, as such, the posting has been light. Last night was my brother’s bachelor party which ended up being a comparatively mellow affair, as none of…
Attack Of The Scandinavian Vandals
Seen scrawled into the dust on the back of a cargo truck on southbound 95: Daam the Man Heh.
Developing Parenting Metrics
Test #: 426 (approximating). Test Subject: Stewart, William J. Date of Test: 2006-05-21. Stimulus: Pureed spinach in rice-based ceral matrix. Response: Rejection. Objective Evidence: Conclusion: Experiment should be classified as sheer and utter FAILURE of the highest order.
Attention TV Junkies/Children Of The 80’s
Your childhood beckons, in a convenient MP3 format. Just try to get those TV theme songs out of your heads now…
