The Top Ten North Korean Demands

George Bush, why won’t you deal with the North Koreans? After all, their demands are simple and few: 10. A respectable publisher for their dictator’s rap album Kim Jong Il’n. […] 8. The dog from Fraiser… in a nice butter…

Porkbusters Update

Instapundit has a roundup of congressional reactions to the Porkbusters idea, with Nancy Pelosi(!) leading the House Democrats in pledging to return pork earmarked for her district. Tom Delay and Don Young seem a bit more, well, intractable on the…

Sage Advice

If you’re contemplating asking a stupid question at a nationally-televised press conference, Lt. Gen. Honore has some advice for you: Don’t get stuck on stupid. Translation: Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni. Heh. This phrase has already been…