Words Fail

AndyOne and his family are in shock after the death of his brother-in-law. Your thoughts and prayers for him, his wife and her family, and their kids are much appreciated, I’m sure.

Schadenfreude: Can You Dig It?

Oops. Heh. Cap’n Cutoff and his merry band of overachieving “unstoppables” finally met their match. The sweetness of two separate Mannings ending two consecutive seasons for the Pats is also delicious, n’est pas? ‘Gratz to the Giants on the biggest…

Euuuugh.

Ahhh, good old-fashioned German engineering. Who but the Krauts would think of Cheeseburger in a Can? Wondering what it looks, feels and tastes like? Wonder no more, for intrepid Something Awful forumdweller “Honk” has conducted the test for you. The…

…And The Mask Slips

UPDATE: The Jake Tapper article used as the basis for this post misconstrued/misquoted Bill Clinton’s statement. See comments below. -ed. I wonder just how long it’s going to take someone from the Hillary campaign to smother Bill in his sleep,…

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

Failing American public education system + one overenthusiastic nine year old’s ambitious fan fiction + Source engine + Garry’s Mod + college students with too much time on their hands = endless ironic entertainment. Heh. “zombie goasts leave this place!”

Thompson Giuliani Romney Or Bust.

I’ve continuously bemoaned John McCain’s frontrunner status in the GOP primary race and have held forth with friends and family as to just what bothers me about Ol’ Straight-Talkin’ John. Rather than repeat myself, though, I’ll let Mark Levin’s editorial…