I’m Ghost Like Swayze
I know I’m pretty late to this game, being the old fogey that I am, but you simply have to check out Saturday Night Live’s recent paen to Nerdcore rap, Lazy Sunday, or, as it’s come to be known, “The…
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Bill Gates: Apple’s Best Pitchman
Heh. Looks like Microsoft’s continuing troubles with security patches may be bearing fruit for Apple and Linux distributors (in the satire market, at least). Scrappleface: Microsoft Extends Apple Sales Promotion to Jan. 10. (2006-01-05) — Microsoft Corp. today announced that…
OfficeGuns: Point Away From Face.
OfficeGuns – for those of you without an office anti-violence policy. Who knew those little black spring clips were so, well, MacGyver? (Did I just coin the use of “MacGyver” as an adjective?)
A Crime Of Unspeakable Horror
As I wended my way in to work today, I noted with a glum eye that the Northeast Philly Krispy Kreme has closed its doors, with very little warning. How ever will I get my disgustingly-fat-laden-melt-in-your-mouth-good donut fix now? A…
The Only 2006 Predictions Thread Worth Reading
RedState has compiled a fairly extensive list of predictions for the year 2006 as profferred by various bloggers of right/libertarian leanings. Funny, insightful stuff. Give it a look.
Current Events + Microsoft Bashing = Teh Funny
Scrappleface: Bush Orders NSA To Secure Windows XP. Heh.
A Message To Andy One
Do not, I repeat, do NOT allow your father to click on this link, as it is entirely unclear to me what a completely free game in the vein of Masters of Orion would do to him. He might simply…
I Swear That Scott Adams Works At My Company
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Scott Adams is eerily gifted at describing the work environment at my place of employment. What else can account for his accurate portrayal of Power Point Engineers: …or his scathingly accurate…
Blogging From The In-Laws, 2005 Edition (Day 2)
Little-known Egyptology/Travel Fact of the Day: Archaeologists have long thought that Egyptian mummies were ancient Egyptians’ attempts at conveying their (rich) loved ones into the afterlife. After several intensive hours of study, I have come to the conclusion that several…
Oi! ‘Ands Off Me Goods!
It’s a generally known fact that residents of Britain are rather constrained in how they can defend house and home, with the UK having some of the most stringent firearm laws in any Western nation. I had no idea it…
