Words To The Wise, From The Internet[s]

Do not make the mistake of 1) being a hypocrite and 2) letting Lewis Black comment upon said hypocrisy: Drifting is for real cars, not Barbie Powerwheels: The fastest way to meet John Malkovich, apparently is to 1) be Australian…

Egads! Eggheads!

The U.K.’s Daily Mail envisions what the world’s most beautiful women would look like were they to shave their heads bald. The short answer? Most of them look like Bat Boy, Gollum or that freaky Six Flags dude. (In the…

Sequestered No More!

Just got out of a marathon sysadminning session where my team lead and I did quite a bit of architecting, planning, troubleshooting and strategerizing. All I have to say is that Apple rocks for their dscl and dsconfigldap command line…

Life Imitating Art Imitating… Blech.

Tobias FünkeAnderson Cooper — nevernude? I’ll let you be the judge: Y[ou] can’t be too careful, especially when you’re high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in…