Dubya Is Judge Smails

You’ll get nothing, and like it! – Judge Smails (Ted Knight), Caddyshack, 1980 Conservatives such as myself voted for President Bush for several reasons in 2004, primary among which were the Global War on Terror, tax cuts and restraint of…

Stimulus -> Response

After being rescued from the clutches of vicious jihadists by valiant members of the US military, do you: Whine and cry. Blame the Coalition and, in particular, America for creating the situation in Iraq that lead to your kidnapping. Thank…

Stimulus -> Response

After being rescued from the clutches of vicious jihadists by valiant members of the US military, do you: Whine and cry. Blame the Coalition and, in particular, America for creating the situation in Iraq that lead to your kidnapping. Thank…

“God Bless This Honorable Court!”

…For, while I may condemn their “Ten Commandments” decisions, lo, they have reaped many comedic benefits! Jeff Goldstein: 9 Favorite snack foods enjoyed by recent Supreme Court ruling majorities 1. (By rule of law, I’m allowed to take your) Devil…